Awkward things happen to everyone

Air- MEN do not judge of laugh at us for air coming out of areas! it is technically your fault anyways!!! It is a strange normal thing that happens to women and it occurs more in certain positions.
Squirting- Be loud and proud and men feel accomplished it is a GOOD thing that so many women WISH they could do. it is NOT urine! your body shuts off that function in both men and women when turned on! 
Too Quiet- when it is too quite it can be very awkward.

Anything can become an awkward moment! it is ok to make it a light situation, say something about it, if you dont it is more awkward but it happens to EVERYONE no need to be mortified!